Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Crime of Chest-Waxing on "Dancing with The Stars"

Like we all need another reason NOT to like Heather Mills - but now on "Dancing with The Stars" - the soon-to-be ex of Paul McCartney - has sunk to a new low!
Heather is currently in the fourth season of "DwTS" - and has been paired with American Ballroom World Champion - Jonathan Roberts. Jonathan is a great dancer. He's got the moves - but he always had a little something that made Jonathan stand out among all the dancing studs on the show....
His chest! Jonathan had a really hairy chest - and that's a rarity in the dance world. Among smooth dancing machines like Maksim and Jesse - Roberts was easy to pick out. Most of the dancing attire the guys wear are shirts unbuttoned to their navel - and Jonathan wore his with pride - and it looked good on him. Having no problem showing off all that under his shirt.
That is until Heather came along. For some reason - she got it in her head that Jonathon needed to have a smooth chest like the other male dancers on the show. And - instead of slapping her in the face - HE AGREED!

I seriously was hoping for the "HOT Police" to bust the door down - taser the waxer and arrest Heather Mills! Before any damage was done! But no such luck.

I warn you - the following images are not pretty.

Yeah - THAT is a damn crime - and a damn shame!

Now - see the results: A hot man stripped of his sexiness.

Watch out Heather Mills - you've made an enemy now.

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